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jeszing:

hi im the new foreign exchange student nice 2 meet u

jeszing:

hi im the new foreign exchange student nice 2 meet u

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING. 
HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2012 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS. THEY’D BETTER HAVE A GREAT BOOZE CART.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING. 

HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2012 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS. THEY’D BETTER HAVE A GREAT BOOZE CART.

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pleatedjeans:

aledlewis

filigrees:

thatluciegirl:

Bite-Sized Baked Brie

elise. ELISE. can we? baked brie pops!

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luckyclive:

rochielle:

appeasingclouds:

A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.

The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.

Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.

Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.

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thedailywhat:

Tea Accessory of the Day: “Tea Rex” as its name suggests is a T. rex-shaped tea infuser that’s perfect for tea lovers and dinosaur aficionados alike.
So, basically everybody.
Preordering is available now through fred flare. Ships February 27.
[theawesomer.]

thedailywhat:

Tea Accessory of the Day: “Tea Rex” as its name suggests is a T. rex-shaped tea infuser that’s perfect for tea lovers and dinosaur aficionados alike.

So, basically everybody.

Preordering is available now through fred flare. Ships February 27.

[theawesomer.]

g3ngar:

grunt-monkey:

emmessjee:

Little known in the Pokémon world, members of the Bulbasaur evolutionary line is grass and flying-type.

Oh my gosh what is this.

…Don’t you just love when things make sense?

g3ngar:

grunt-monkey:

emmessjee:

Little known in the Pokémon world, members of the Bulbasaur evolutionary line is grass and flying-type.

Oh my gosh what is this.

…Don’t you just love when things make sense?

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gottacatchemall:

[Oops…]
g3ngar:
Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

life makes no more sense bye

wat

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Hahahhahaha <3

Hahahhahaha <3

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Can you police come with me, sir?

Can you police come with me, sir?

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