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WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING.
HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2012 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS. THEY’D BETTER HAVE A GREAT BOOZE CART.
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A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.
The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.
Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.
Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.
Tea Accessory of the Day: “Tea Rex” as its name suggests is a T. rex-shaped tea infuser that’s perfect for tea lovers and dinosaur aficionados alike.
So, basically everybody.
Preordering is available now through fred flare. Ships February 27.
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Little known in the Pokémon world, members of the Bulbasaur evolutionary line is grass and flying-type.
Oh my gosh what is this.
…Don’t you just love when things make sense?
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MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
life makes no more sense bye
wat
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Hahahhahaha <3
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